Hawkeye Pierce

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Hello! My name isHawkeye Pierceand I would love to meet you!

Greetings! I am known to my esteemed colleagues as Hawkeye Pierce. I may not be a real
doctor (like the captain from M.A.S.H. I’m named after), but I can certainly fill your prescription
for love! Possible side effects may include spontaneous bouts of licking and goofiness.

The first thing you may notice about me (besides my winning smile) is my size; I’m no
beefcake! Instead, you should know that I’m a lover AND a player. You’ll see that I am a hoot
and a half once I get used to our new home base!

Even though I’ve been neutered, I still like to prank other dogs (and occasionally people)
when the mood strikes me. I’ll probably be better behaved after my testosterone levels
normalize. At least, that’s what I’d say if I was a fancy TV doctor.

I’m definitely a friendly and welcoming guy with a great bedside manner. Hooman and furry,
what’s not to like? Live and let live, I say. Did I mention I know my way around a leash?

In addition, my resume includes being an awesome couch sitter. You will never have to worry
about your couch floating away with me around. But even if it does, don’t expect me to bark
about it. I don’t like to raise my voice, which is easy since not much bothers me.

Please, apply for me today and I’ll be by your side through thick-and-thin. I’ll be the best little
husky cream puff I can be, sir yes sir!